If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds
my heart says yes but my mom says no
An important part of cinematic history.
Her brOTHERS FACE THOUGHTruly Iconic
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out
Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy.
i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear.
that’s not what your mother named you
the doritos party size bag says it contains 16 servings but my heart says 1
i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina
get to know me meme [2/8] favourite movies: Easy A (2010)
i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch
no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr