is your boyfriend even your boyfriend if he doesn’t touch your butt
HOLY SHIT. MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.
Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night.AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.
UPDATE. UPDATE. HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.
SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.
i lost my virginity on the first date. never sleep with the first date you meet. dates are all assholes and they don’t even taste that good. lose your virginity to a fruit that you truly love
When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills
like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money
but they hardly ever talked or saw each other
and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there
lms if you want a relationship like this
listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it.
just fucking do it.
Drake said he wanted to film a new Drake and Josh movie but he would need more public support if that was to happen
well heres his public fuckin support
Eighty seven thousand public supports
over 155 thousand public supports
here’s a dating tip
if your partner suffers social anxiety or is an introvert, do not force them to go out on a date or hang out with you. more than likely, being alone relaxes their anxiety and recharges their energy. so respect that. and don’t bug them about it or take it personally. you’ll make their anxiety worse or just end up making them feel guilty as shit.
this goes for friends too. don’t do that to your friends.
"Oh you like punk rock?? that’s gay haha"